THE HEIGHT OF ABSURDITY

The housing crisis in California, California politicians have decided it is the fault of the State of Texas! Not sure of the connection, but it follows typical Liberal Logic. Those who cause a problem are never at fault, it is always someone else's fault!

DIFFERENCE BETWEEN COMPLETE and FINISHED!

No English dictionary has been able to adequately explain the difference between these two words - "Complete" and "Finished”. In a recent linguistic competition held in London and attended by, supposedly, the best in the world, Samdar Balgobin, a Guyanese man, was the clear winner with a standing ovation which lasted over 5 minutes.

The final question was: “How do you explain the difference between COMPLETE and FINISHED in a way that is easy to understand? Some people say there is no difference between COMPLETE and FINISHED.”

Here is his astute answer: "When you marry the right woman, you are COMPLETE. When you marry the wrong woman, you are FINISHED. And, when the right one catches you with the wrong one, you are COMPLETELY FINISHED!"

He won a trip around the world and a case of 25-year old Scotch

ARE YOU FULLY AWARE OF YOUR FAULTS?

If you think of yourself as regular person, but if you were born WHITE, that now automatically makes you a RACIST, responsible past wrongs such as Slavery, and today’s RACISM!

If you’re a fiscal and moral conservative, by today's standards that makes you a FACIST!

If you worked hard and succeeded, you don’t deserve what you have achieved, it wasn’t really the result of your efforts, it only came about because of your WHITE PRIVILEGE!

If you’re a heterosexual, that now makes you a HOMOPHOBE!

If you’re a not a union supporter, that means you’re a TRAITOR to the working class and an ALLY of EVIL BIG BUSINESS!

I you’re not a Muslim, you can no properly be labelled as an INFIDEL!

If you support the 2nd Amendment, it means you’re a RADICAL GUN LOVING ZEALOT!

If you think and reason on your own and doubt what the mainstream media tells you that means you’re a REACTIONARY!

I you’re proud of your heritage and our inclusive American culture, that makes you a XENOPHOBE!

If you value your and your family’s safety, appreciate the police and the legal system that means you’re a RIGHT-WING COP LOVING EXTREMIST!

If you believe in hard work, fair play and fair compensation based on each individual's merit that makes you an ANTI-SOCIALIST!

If you believe our system guarantees freedom of effort - not freedom of outcome or subsidies, that means you are a BORDERLINE SOCIOPATH!

If you believe in the defense and protection of our borders and American citizens that makes you a MILITANT!

If you are proud of our flag and what it stands for, and honor those who died to let it fly by standing during our National Anthem, that again makes you a RACIST!

You may not be aware, but these shortcomings you are now labelled with were probably only acquired during the past 7 or 8 years, while you were busy destroying the environment by eating meat, burning fossil fuel, cutting down trees, using plastic, flatulating, etc.!

Now if all this nonsense wasn’t enough to deal with, if you’re like me, I’m now not even sure which bathroom to use!

WEEKEND SHOOTINGS!

What happened in El Paso and Dayton over the weekend was a true tragedy and of course the liberal media is non-stop in blaming Trump! Meanwhile, in Chicago, 7 were killed and 46 wounded but not one peep out of the liberal media because they've haven't come up with a way to blame Trump, since this has been on-going even under Obama!